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🚨 GCSE Chemistry Exam Now Includes Potion-Making Module?! 🧪
📚 Breaking News: Additions to Chemistry Syllabus!
Hi
In a completely serious and not-at-all-suspicious update, the exam boards have announced a brand-new topic for the GCSE Chemistry exams: Potion-Making 🧙♂️💫
That’s right – forget balancing equations, it’s time to master polyjuice, draught of peace, and the art of properly stirring anti-clockwise. (With your wand, obviously.)
Starting from 1st April 2025, students will be assessed on:
Wand technique 🔮
Cauldron hygiene 🧼
Correct usage of powdered unicorn horn 🦄
And the safe disposal of leftover dragon’s blood 🐉
But don’t panic – we’re already filming a full walkthrough, complete with a cauldron and safety goggles.
Scroll to the bottom for a magical surprise…
🎉 April Fools! 🎉
Don't worry, your Chemistry paper is still firmly rooted in real science – but wouldn't potion class be fun?
In the meantime, check out our very real (and dragon-free) resources for 2025 – walkthroughs, predicted papers, and revision support all waiting for you 🧪❤️
Stay curious, stay kind, and always triple-check the exam board updates – just in case they do sneak in a potion module one day... 😉
Big hugs from all of us
Primrose Kitten 🐱